spotsyltuckian 

Spotsyltuckians are the lowest breed of the inbreds in Spotsyltucky. Common features are missing teeth, confederate apparel, and a fluffy neckbeard. They’re usually found in Partlow, their cousin’s house, or in Food Lion, licking the spilled flour off of the shelves.

“Howdy cousin! Wanna get rowdy?”
“Cletus, we can’t.”
“But why?”
“Cause we aren’t spotsyltuckians.”

spotsyltuckian by SpotsyltuckyFacts August 29, 2018

Spotsyltucky 

a rural phenomenon in Spotsylvania that describes the inhabitants as aimless wandering back-woods folk who tend to be missing teeth and carrying shotguns, find it amusing to set the family cat or nearest african american on fire, and enjoy outings to fairs and Food Lions on Saturday.

Spotsyltuckians are card carrying members of the KKK.

Spotsyltucky by amy October 3, 2003

Spotsyltucky 

The rural areas of Spotsylvania, Virginia.

People from Spotsyltucky like Nascar, country music and anal/oral sex with their siblings.

Spotsyltucky by Dan s. September 24, 2003

Spotsyltucky 

Slang for the surrounding rural areas of Spotsylvania County, VA This term originates from my highly sophisticated brother-in-law.

Have you noticed the amount of buck-toothed hicks from Spotsyltucky?

Spotsyltucky by Amey T. October 1, 2003