Sportsman's Willy 

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

Sportsman's Willy by Beztheowl July 29, 2009

sportsman's double 

a mother and daughter threesome

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

sportsman's double by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007

Sportsman's slap 

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.

1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportsman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportsman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."

Sportsman's slap by superjock September 30, 2007

Sportman's slap

A man-to-man slap on the butt to signal congratulations or comradeship.

Origin: It is traditional in team sports, esp. all types of football, to slap the butt of one who scores a goal or point. Now often also common in athletics and golf.

Increasing becoming popular in business after a contract has been signed, or as way of congratulating a salesman or lawyer who has pulled off a good deal or got a good decision on a case.

1. When Johnny won the swimming race Coach gave him such a firm sportman's slap his wet speedos slipped right off his ass.
2. "Mary, I won the Brinkman case! The boss gave me a real nice sportman's slap right on the seat of my Armani suit."

Sportman's slap by superjock September 30, 2007

sportsman's combination 

A mother daughter tag-team.

Bro, I scored a sportsman's combination by tag teaming my girl and her mom.

sportsman's combination by Salmon assassin April 19, 2017

sportman's double 

when a guy fucks both a girl and her mom

i heard billy sportman's doubled susy and her hot ass mom last night!

sportman's double by brosef323 July 12, 2007

sportsman's hankie 

Blowing one's nose while outside engaging in in a sport where no tissue is available. This can only be accomplished by plugging one's nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible.

While out on a 20-mile run, my running partner utilized the sportsman's hankie to blow his nose.

sportsman's hankie by del1 June 1, 2006