whore-spores

when you are around a promiscuous girl or the village slut, the act of not breathing for fear of inhaling her skankiness.

Uggh, I had to hold my breath for 5 minutes because I didn't want to inhale any whore-spores from that skanky ho Regina Blobbs.

whore-spores by Ernie von Schledorn May 3, 2008

poop spores 

Tiny poop particles that fly through the bathroom air when the seat is up and the toilet is aflush.

I'm not going to use your toilet paper for Kleenex because of the poop spores on them! Silly goose!

poop spores by mojorider567 April 4, 2008

pixie spores 

tristan's dread scum

tristan's horrible pixie spores laid a plague across the lands and destroyed thousands upon millions of "innocents".

pixie spores by fucktard February 7, 2003

Spores 

a slang term and/or kind of edible mushroom that will make you high as fuck!

Me and frank were in his house last night and were fucking smash man!!!

josh: really? what did the two of you use?

trey: we bought some spores from a guy behind the dumpster at the mini-mart, you gotta try this man!! it will fuck you up LOL

Spores by TheVoidAndCorrupted October 9, 2015

E-scorts 

An alternative version of esports with a mixture of escorts. This is where the said Escorts compete to see who is best in the escort, e-scort competition.

Holy crap, I think I'm more into E-scorts that I am into eSports, lately!

E-scorts by Heartbreakful Tinman June 22, 2017

spores 

Stupid People On REntal Skis. Skiing term for clueless beginners

"The trail was blocked by a pack of spores"

spores by skea May 24, 2005

SPORES 

Stupid people on rental skis/snowboards. Used by decent ski/riders do discribe uncoordinated tourists.

East coast snowboarder: This is gonna be gnarly bro!
Group of CO skiers and riders: LOOK OUT FOR THE SPORES!
East coast snowboarder: *crashes*
*Facepalm*

SPORES by mkjnbhy February 25, 2020