National Skip Sports’ Practice Day 

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

National Skip Sports’ Practice Day by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

SportsNation Sensation 

Michelle Beadle of Sports Nation official nickname.

Your joined with Colin and the SportsNation Sensation!!

SportsNation Sensation by Gregus Maximus November 13, 2009

national sport 

Something that all citizens relugiously engage in with a competitive pation

In the Seventies and Eightees, corruption used to be the National Sport of Brazil

national sport by Kirimia April 12, 2020

national shorts day 

national shorts day is on November 17

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day

national shorts day by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022

National throw Shorts people day 

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.

"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"

National throw Shorts people day by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020

national booty shorts day 

August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.

Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit

national booty shorts day by Mr steak your chick August 14, 2021