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Performative Sports Bro

A male fan of sports with little, to no knowledge of sports.
Nubz goes to a lot of NBA games, but doesn’t know anything about basketball. It’s like he’s a Performative Sports Bro

bro said he knew a spot 

A phrase used for recognition of a friend, accomplice, or close companion for knowing of a “spot”/location (usually somewhere hidden; concealed) where 2 or more people can meet up to get “high” off of a controlled substance(s).

This “spot” is usually far outdoors, has a good view, is typically isolated from the public and isn’t known of by many people. This “spot” can also consist of being in abandoned buildings, homes, etc.
Man I really wanna hit a joint rn
Aye it’s fine bro said he knew a spot remember?

BROKE BITCH SPORT 

Broke Bitch Sport : WHEN A RATCHET LOW INCOME BROKE FEMALE ENGAGE INTO AN ALTERCATION WITH ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL BUT HAS NO STANDARDS NOR PROSPECTS.
I DONT BEEF WITH HOES THATS (BROKE BITCH SPORT)

short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed
quite the short brown man called qasim of you

Teabag with a spot of brown sugar 

when you teabag a chick and rub your asshole on her nose thus leaving a dab of brown sugar (shit)
Jamie: How did your date with the pie whore go?

Bill: It was going great until i gave her a teabag with a spot of brown sugar.

Jamie: and she didnt like that?

Bill: Apparently not

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