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1. The terrible, symptomless disease that afflicts individuals associated with the MUCK kayak club. It is thought to have evolved from the bacteria of a pair of camel-toed booties.

2. A spongy, porous, tarmacadam-like surface used on the floor of playgrounds to decrease injuries from falls. Also called sponcrete.
1. She's got a bad case of spormac, man, I'd get tested if I were you

2. We had a buckfast party down at the playground, got up to the top of the tower and took a wee fall, thank god for spormac
by fran_muck March 14, 2007