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1. The terrible, symptomless disease that afflicts individuals associated with the MUCK kayak club. It is thought to have evolved from the bacteria of a pair of camel-toed booties.

2. A spongy, porous, tarmacadam-like surface used on the floor of playgrounds to decrease injuries from falls. Also called sponcrete.
1. She's got a bad case of spormac, man, I'd get tested if I were you

2. We had a buckfast party down at the playground, got up to the top of the tower and took a wee fall, thank god for spormac
spormac by fran_muck March 14, 2007
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sportacus 

A character on the kid's show LazyTown, he's a super-active guy from Iceland. Many stay-at-home moms (and some dads) find him seriously hot, even though the guy who plays him, Magnus Scheving, is forty-something years old. He is also popular with teenage girls who love to slash him with his rival, Robbie Rotten.
Sportacus is the hottest thing in a blue hat since Four Swords came out.
sportacus by Chewing Gum November 15, 2005
Amalgamation of the words 'Spags' and 'Formal', originally meaning a simulated Formal Hall at 'La Spagettata', a popular Italian restaurant in Durham, UK, where the atmosphere and heavy drinking traditions of a Formal Hall, a formal University dinner, are practiced.

The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.
"Did you get on Formal?"
"No, did you?"
"No.... Spormal?"
"Obv!"
Spormal by BanStufHeelun November 8, 2009

spermaccino 

This girl was suckin my dick so I made her a fresh Spermaccino
spermaccino by Shanelovr February 26, 2010

spermacepticle 

The technical term for a “cum-dumpster-(n.)-A person who lets anyone ejaculate, anywhere on, around, or in them. No questions asked.
The I.T. Guy refers to his female boss as his personal spermacepticle. They obviously are having an affair. Wow
spermacepticle by Kyss.Monster333 January 16, 2018

Sportacus 

A method of taking a dump in which you perch yourself above the toilet by spreading your legs out wide perpendicular to oneself, gripping your feet onto the cubicle walls to your sides before releasing the beast into the potty.

Named after the overly acrobatic character from the TV show Lazytown whose trademark move is to do the splits in mid-air.
I just got done doing a Sportacus in the bathroom last night and it was fucking awesome dude.

Robbo tried to do the Sportacus after a night of Taco Bell and ended up breaking his shin and pooping all over himself the poor bastard.
Sportacus by Canid-Kaiba June 11, 2016

Sportacus 

a guy from the show LazyTown who has the most gorgeous body ever and the lushest eyes ever, really blue and cute! although he has a wierdly close relationship thing going on with Stephanie sharing hugs, secrets and consern. which is questionable, as he is 42 and she is fourteen or sixtenn or something like that. hmmmm...
Note: When someone is in trouble Sportacus uses his famous phrase "Someone's in trouble""
However when stephanie is in trouble he says "Stephanie needs me!"
This may be seen as evidence to back up the point that there is something going on between them...
Sportacus by dougal_love May 13, 2006