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adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.
"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"
by buffetman March 02, 2009
The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.
Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.
by Dave (I love Bex) March 09, 2009
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