spoogie 

Your friend with special benefits.

I'm goin to my spoogie house cause her hubby is gone.

spoogie by Bleze June 26, 2003

spoogie cookie

When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.

Let's play a round of spoogie cookie. Jon's hungry.

spoogie cookie by kelly crawford July 14, 2004

spoogie 

Projectile semen explosion.

I look at her/him/it and I blew spoogie.

spoogie by raj bhandari July 25, 2004

Spooged 

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

Spooged by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011

stoogied 

To be stoned/high on marijuana

I was stoogied last night

stoogied by Wiggdon August 26, 2020

spoogie loob 

when u ejaculate into a persons nostrils then they re summon it by turning it into a loogie and spitting it back onto the penis as a lubricant

girl: i ran out of spit so i had to use "spoogie loob"

spoogie loob by holy sh*t June 28, 2010

Spoogie 

(pn) A person, possibly bald-headed, whose nonsensical and pompous additions to conversation elicits images of ejaculate spewing from the top of their bulbous cranium.

Jack: What was Jeff going on about? Criticizing how you manage your people?

Mike: What does Spoogie ever talk about? I stop listening the minute he starts talking.

Spoogie by Jackotrades August 21, 2009