spoogetios
the direct result of a circle jerk into a bowl of tomato sauce. the stringy gobs cum resembles noodles.
spoogetios by dicksmack67 October 27, 2009
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spoonetics
the study and practice of spooning and its mechanical properties as well as its values in the past , present and future..tp be actively spooning and constantly improving spoon tactics, techniques and positions..
When princess Witherspoon and i were spooning in the early morning, she constantly complained and twitched about, too and fro...I told her that she needed some spoonetics 101... She saw no need or room for improvement and thats why im not prince Witherspoon
spoonetics by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017
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spaggetiosam
Someone whos cool, artistic, and somewhat autistic. Never making you feel left out and loves you no matter what if they’re your friend.
Person 1: “Hey, is that a spaggetiosam?”
Person 2: “I think it is! No wonder why my dick is extremely grasping for a clench right now!”
Person 2: “I think it is! No wonder why my dick is extremely grasping for a clench right now!”
spaggetiosam by mewskott August 18, 2023
spaggetiosam
A group of people whos name is sam and enjoy eating spaggetios. They are typically artistic and autistic at the same time. They always care for their friends at least.
Person 1: Who is that dude that likes spaggetios again?
Person 2: Oh you mean that spaggetiosam over there?
Person 2: Oh you mean that spaggetiosam over there?
spaggetiosam by mewskott August 18, 2023
spoogetastic
Spoogetastic means that if you Spooge (Blow the Sea serpent) and its a Fantastic Spooge.. You will tell your friends and familty you just Have a Spoogetastic time!
-Hey mum.. I just had a Spoogetastic time!
-Hey guy's i reckon i would have the most spoogetastic time with your Sisters
-Sir Spoogealot and a spoogetastic time
-Hey guy's i reckon i would have the most spoogetastic time with your Sisters
-Sir Spoogealot and a spoogetastic time
spoogetastic by Talon Farrell October 17, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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