spongeitude

The attitude of someone who can spring back like a sponge with extremely witty comebacks, and or lolz at life. Quality of being as such..
Brave, happy, confident, and content quality of someone.

NOT spongeitude: "YOUR MOM"
Spongeitude: "What did you eat for breakfast, Bitch Flakes?"

1: Dude that guy called you a whore!"
2: I don't care, I am confident in my spongeitude.

spongeitude by maimersiful January 23, 2014

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spongitude

n. spongitude: The ability to multitask by auditing while listening to your managers rant and rave.

Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.

spongitude by nym1 November 9, 2011

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spongeitude • spongitude • songitude • sponge it up too much

songitude

when you can thing of any song to respond to a previous word.

Jen: so i was thinking
bob: thinking out loud baby we found love right where we are
jen: talk about songitude!

songitude by songillongillong January 8, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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