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Spam left in the comments section of a blog - it's especially annoying because they increase the number of apparent comments, leading to the dismay of the blog administrator upon finding the comments are only spam.
"Eww - there's spommit all over these comments." and: "Ick! Someone spommited in your comments!"
spommit by Dina Roberts September 23, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Occurs following excessive marijuana smoking. One coughs so hard they vomit saliva everywhere. It is a repulsive, yet absolutely hilarious condition.
Mikey smoked so much weed that he spomitted everywhere, not once, but twice.
spomit by Capt.spom September 25, 2009
1.To vomit and scream simultaneously. Often in a violent and loud fashion.
Marky Mark is so sick! He scommited on the phone last night.
Scommit by Jnco September 30, 2004
a short way to say ''something'' (used for when you can't be arsed to type the whole word).
*in chat room*
Feck it, I might play a game or sommit.
Sommit by V_Delta_V November 12, 2009
To shit and vommit simontaniously, usually resulting from extensive alcohol consumtion.
"My stomache is going crazy, I think I'm about to shommit, where can i find a bucket and a toilet?"
Shommit by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003

God-Spammit 

See Goth.

Goth poser of 404 Error, he's a fag.
That poser has 2 earings in his right ear.
God-Spammit by dot dot dot September 22, 2004
It's starts as a sneeze but ends with vomit. Likely to occur when you have the flu and a gastro bug OR when some has eaten a really hot dish which they can't handle.
I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm going to sneeze

"ahh, ahhh... huurghghgh"

Oh no there's Snommit everywhere!
Snommit by Micko1978 September 19, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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