spoingus

An internet cat. When you look at it you will feel warm inside because of its very pleasing aesthetic. :)

I just saw a pic of spoingus cat, very nice! I feel happy now.

spoingus by dlashy April 9, 2021

Double Spoking

Using both hands to pleasure two ladies at once using the Spok sign, two in the pink two in the stink.

Oh my god Chaz was thinking about double spoking his mother and grandmother!

Double Spoking by Unknown3000 March 23, 2012

Spoing 

The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.

- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power".
- SPOING!

Spoing by Headbhang May 15, 2009

spoingle 

something so cute you just wanna. squeeze it. squish it between your hands but in an affectionate way

awww 😍😍 the cute spoingle 😍😍 the skrunkly

spoingle by absencewilby November 6, 2021

Speding 

A fat, fake, stupid dickhead. Usually has no friends and will work hard trying to be cool and fit in with the rest of the croud.

Look at that goon trying to be black, what a fucking Speding!

Speding by Jermyn December 28, 2007

David Spading 

When you only need to wipe twice after pooping.

When times are tough you should try to David Spading in order to save toilet paper.

David Spading by Cyrus Peppercorn October 19, 2020

man-spading 

The art of man-spading is to work on developing a bromance with another guy. You must use your 'spade' and dig if you want a bromance to form.

"I so want this job, but it's going to take some man-spading to win over the big boss"

"I did some solid man-spading in order to set this meeting up. These guys love me now."

man-spading by lowrey7 March 22, 2014