spoad

a creamy smooth excretion that comes from my chode

I shot a load of spoad from my chode into mrs #2, Coma,,, then I stepped on it after it fell from her GINE to the carpet.

That guy from night rider sucks spoad

by seepage February 4, 2009

spoad

an individual who is a tool or unit. the adult version of that kid in elementary school who was bullied & pissed his pants.

"My housemate is a grand example of a spoad." to my vast entertainment

by clumas September 4, 2005

Spoad

Someone who is associated with "stupid" or "dumb" or "annoying", or anyone who is typically associated with just being a total dumbass. very simple explination

Roger: give us the ball man

Barry: nuh uh, its mine, im 6 years old

Roger: give it here ya bloddy spoad, ffs

by NOZDOGE24 September 6, 2023

Spoad

The warmth you would feel from another's fart.

Laying in bed I knew she had been cutting ass when I felt the spoad coming from her direction.

by Boomhuaer007 March 7, 2024