splurgle

V./ N.
V.= when a thick substance(usually the consistancy of cool ketchup) spills and quickly stains.
N.= The chunky stain resulting from the verb form of this word.

V.= "Oh Shitake! this thing just splurgled the ketchup all over me!"
N.= "This bites, ive got a soda splurgel on my new shirt."

by Dominus Nocti February 15, 2005

Splurgle

a person of below average inteligence

Timmy came home with all Fs on his school report. His dad asked "why are you such a splurgle?"

by Stevie R The Splurgle Creator July 20, 2019