When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.
Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017
by Mellowkidd. July 22, 2017
by Anigger7 January 30, 2017
The urge to get fresh and get money every day. Living the Louie Ton lifestyle. I'm papered up and my pockets on fleek.
by IMSPLURGE October 28, 2015
Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!
by Big Bobby Bacon May 27, 2015
1 - A hideous gorgon splurge clogging the plug hole.
2 - 'There is a hideous gorgon splurge in my belly button'
2 - 'There is a hideous gorgon splurge in my belly button'
by Sandra D January 29, 2004
by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020