Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?
by swicky November 25, 2007

Splunch is so cool.
by dumbblockhead January 31, 2022

Michelle splunched on cookies.
by Marianne Perkowski March 07, 2007

A slap mixed with a punch only happening to those named Dave. This does not hurt but turns his ears red.
by Alans poker Crew January 22, 2009
