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1.
Characterized as a small hobbit-like creature who thrives in small groups of sea urchins. Often very irritating to be around for more than a few minutes, respects the commonwealth.
Oh man, I just cannot get AWAY from him, hes such a spluke.
by LessonMaster November 10, 2010
 
2.
a hobbit-like creature
that boy is so small, he looks like a spluke
by LessonMaster November 11, 2010