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spluffin is a word i made up, used as an insult to replace mild mockeries of intelect. ie daft, stupid, idiot. but mostly used in a friendly way, not really for causing offence, just calling someone a name for the fun of it. like dipstick and numpty
james, jamie you are a spluffin.
jamie, sod off you numpty
by polly May 04, 2004