Splornge 

this is the action of squeezing out the last bit of seminal fluids from the males penis after sex, also the only word in the english language that rhymes w/ orange.

yo, i straight up splornged on her face.

Splornge by THE #1 CREW 06 January 27, 2006

splorning 

Splendid + Morning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?

splorning by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008

splornge 

An adjective used to indicate bright colors.

That is one splornge shirt you're wearing today!

splornge by TySkby December 28, 2008

Splornge 

The color you turn after to much spray tan

Donald Trump is way to splornge to be on TV

Splornge by $haggy March 8, 2022

splornched 

a tier above zonched.

This shit got me splornched.

splornched by robbyp June 12, 2023

splornched 

When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.

"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."

splornched by ClorpMcGorp August 9, 2025

gornf your splornf 

to kill someone in one brutal move

Hey bro, you better stop doing that or else I'm going to gornf your splornf!

gornf your splornf by morkelorbo October 6, 2020