sploozer 

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.

Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.

sploozer by BB January 26, 2004

splooze 

1. (verb)to consume alcohol, particularly to get drunk. also (adj.)sploozed(drunk). (noun) sploozer( someone sick from drinking)

Tonight we're goin' out to splooze.
Last night I was sooo sploozed.
Billy threw up last night he's such a sploozer.

splooze by Jon Simard September 15, 2005

Flying splooges 

Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.

Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!

Flying splooges by Joker Patches April 29, 2008

splooze 

(adjective) blowing off a steamy load of semen.

"Yo, last night I sploozed in my girls face!"

splooze by JonseyD December 18, 2005

splooze 

splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.

I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!

splooze by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

sploogesprayed

Seaman is sprayed all over a large area of the body.
Commonly ejactulated in the face and neck .

Man I was so excited I accidentally sploogesprayed all over her face..She was so surprised!

Man I was so excited I accidentally sploogesprayed all over her face..She was so surprised!

sploogesprayed by Iwishicould May 12, 2018

Sploozey doozey 

When u go to moltas house in the cape and cover the whole estate with jizz

Let’s have a sploozey doozey this weekend!

Sploozey doozey by Baka baka April 22, 2021