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Spooned my own tits 

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.
Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.
Spooned my own tits by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018
to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep
"he/she got spooned last night"
spooned by a b00b May 29, 2004

Silver Spooned 

When a game or level of a game becomes suspiciously easy.
Watch out, usually game developers use these moments to set complex traps.
There's my goal right there but this has been too easy. I've been silver spooned, there's a trap or puzzle somewhere, I'm sure of it.
Silver Spooned by Rainalot_ May 31, 2017

splooged my pants 

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.
I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.
splooged my pants by tzanks July 28, 2016

sploogedump 

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.
I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.
sploogedump by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016
Being owned to a large extent. Or getting raped in the ass. Also refered to as two people getting intimate without intercourse known as spooning.
did you see when that crazy prick spooned that passed out guy at last nights party.
spooned by chubbsmaster June 23, 2009