sploogey
An internet pedophile who runs message boards where grown men masturbate on pictures of underage girls, then take pictures of the picture to repost for other guys to jerk off to.
sploogey by Unemployed Asshole January 23, 2009
Kim Jong-Splooge
The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.
Kim Jong-Splooge by big boy man March 2, 2019
Related Words
sploogey • Splooge • Splooge McDuck • spoogey • Splooey • splooger • sploogeball • splooge-box • splooge bucket • sploogefest
splooge stick
splooge stick by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015
splooge
splooge by sploogman101 April 22, 2010
Splooge Knuckle
Splooge Knuckle by Jpow September 14, 2018
Splooge socket
Splooge socket by 500kg June 5, 2017
Splooge Cheeks
I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!
After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.
After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.
Splooge Cheeks by Alimew November 26, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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