splondge 

A sponge used primarily to clean up splooge.

Damnit bob got splooge all over the floor, get the splondge.

splondge by Mischief Dragon January 20, 2005

gine sploodge

When some sort of sticky disgusting stainful liquid comes out of your gine gine (VAGINA). This is a very disgusting thing and you might have to change you undiez after. Gine sploodges are very rare.

OMG./
LOL
SUXZ4U.

omg i just had a GINE SPLOODGE what shuld i do!@!!!! da panty linerz dint work!! LOL BRB i have to change.

gine sploodge by omgz corey K!!@ September 7, 2006

Sploodge

Ejaculate, cum.

If I Sploodge while watching my sister get undressed am I pervert even tho I was actually thinking about my dad?

Sploodge by Scrooge McFuck July 19, 2003

splonder 

A word for money. Term coined by the 'Goons' Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe and used in scripts for the 'Goon Show'

As in..

Gold Splonders. can be used (humerously) for pounds or quid.

Prince John: The reward will be, ah um, a hundred gold splonders.

Sheriff: One hundred gold splonders! Hahaha!

ORCHESTRA: Dramatic link

(?)Grams(?): General Crowd Noises

Jim Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang-ding-dong-dang-dang! Here ye! Ding-dang! Stolen - one bell! Hear ye...silence, good people of Nottingham! A proclamation from the sheriff - he sends you Christmas and Xmas greetings at the same time and he will give one gold splonder for the capture of Robin Hood, dead or alive, or both. Also, there will be an archery-type contest on ye green. A willow wand will be split in thrice and there will be a prize of ~~~ Christmas pudding ... (trails off)

Grytpype: Did ye hear that, Moriarty? Ye golden splonder for ye Robin Hood.

splonder by JMan 2004 August 26, 2004

Sploodge

1- The act of ejaculation, release of semen, male orgasm

2- Semen, sperm

3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).

4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention

5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven

1- "I just sploodged!"

2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."

3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."

4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"

5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"

Sploodge by Dildo Flint June 2, 2008

splonge 

Its a good idea, but possibly not, and i'm not being indecisive.

Yo, Nes, Pherhaps, SPLONGE!!!!

splonge by Salty Samurai February 7, 2004

sploodge

getiing shot with sperm or shooting your sperm

i will sploodge on your face

sploodge by ajm April 4, 2003