After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your
one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a
rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R.
Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't
hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my
yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna
yank apart..."