A popular Torontonian drink, consisting of 65% sprite and 35% fruitopia. The Spritopia was invented by a couple of kids from a metro housing complex called Villaways located in the uptown area of Toronto Ontario in the mid to late 90's. It has since then gained popularity all over the city.
After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."
A program where soldiers split their Basic Training and Advanced Training in half - resulting in Advanced Training being typically completed the following year.
Split Op recruits are renown for hanging out with Recruiters and tend to be ate-up upon completion of their Advanced Training.