spligotti

When a woman or man has sex with the tailpipe of a car. It leaves the man's penis blacker than Morgan freeman, and the woman's vagina greasier than a sweaty Italian man's hair.

Shamus: I'm gonna give you a spligotti
Michaela: What the hell is that?!
Shamus: See that car over there?

and so on...

spligotti by Reeesssesspufffsss March 18, 2009

A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

A Splitting of the Mind by xxxStatic January 4, 2014

a splitting of the mind 

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.

"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."

a splitting of the mind by I'm trash October 7, 2016

Splittin Hams

The act of a human male partaking in sexual intercourse with a female with a curvaceous ass. "Hams", pertaining to two rather large butt cheeks.

Last night I was with Sara, and I was splittin hams all night long.

Splittin Hams by cooter_cleavage February 23, 2008

Splittin' wizzies 

Getting your wisdom teeth removed.

a: Yo man, you splittin' wizzies on thursday?
b: yeah man, you nervous?
a: you know it.

Splittin' wizzies by ahryc December 7, 2006

splitting wigs 

To crack a muthafucka's head wide open.

If shit don't change around here, I'm gonna start splitting wigs up in this bitch!!

splitting wigs by Mandye Mayhem August 3, 2017

splittin it 

when a guy is peeing and half of his pee goes one direction and the other half in the complete opposite direction. this gets its name beacause it is split up and because moses split the sea into two parts.

i was splittin it and i got piss all over my toilet!

splittin it by J-Unit May 27, 2004