splew. (n) Affectionate term for a friend on the shady streets of Newport, believed to be coined by the mysterious and enigmatic Goldie Lookin' Chain in the late twentieth century. Similar in meaning to clart, blud and braa.
"You fucking alrigh' or wha' splew?"
"Oh splew, pass us the razzle you clit!"
"You gots' any draw splew?"
"Oh splew, pass us the razzle you clit!"
"You gots' any draw splew?"
by Garethissafe November 17, 2005