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To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.
Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?
by Rid3r March 26, 2012
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