When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."
by acw11790 January 23, 2012
a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"
Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!
by drunk professor January 26, 2021