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slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.
Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"
slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.
His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.
banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

slutstick 

An insult, derogatory to very skinny females who dress revealingly and talk in a whorish manner. One who is a slut and looks like a stick.
damn, so I was at the mall, and this dumb slutstick walked past and asked for my number... god knows how many STDs she has....
slutstick by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

slamstick 

the tubelike object that hangs between a man's thighs. Also known as a penis.
I gave her a mushroom tatoo with my slamstick.
slamstick by Chris Wagner January 18, 2003

Spasticky 

My goldfish is spasticky
Spasticky by CrazyRabbit18 September 29, 2019