splatmonkey

a really dirty bitch. in other terms (old dried up cum in between her pussy lips.)

that chick is a splatmonkey.

by blacksheep July 10, 2003

Sweatmonkey

An individual in a video game who is so excessively "tryhard" and "sweaty" that the previous two words don't apply to them. Typically, a sweatmonkey can be found in games that involve ranked modes or are highly competitive/toxic. Generally, a sweatmonkey is a major douchebag.

Player 1: Yo, that guy just killed me out of spawn! He flanked the entire map and is just spawncamping and ignoring the objectives!

Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.

by That_Phony_King September 11, 2020

slutmonkey

One who is addicted to sex. Straight up, doggy style, in private or in the handicap stall at Red Lobster; no orifice is off limits. Hanging from a swing above a Casioo keyboard is a preferred starting point.

Damn, Suzy started tonguing me before we were finished with our crab cakes. What a slutmonkey!

by rwwells September 9, 2010

spazmonkey

Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.

Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!

by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004

sportmonkey

Can be defined as someone who has a great knowledge of any sport.
Also can be used as an endering comment for loved ones.
Can also be used in the place of swear words whilst in the company of young children or members of the cloth.

That guy is such a sportmonkey..

Hello my darling sportmonkey..

What a load of sportmonkey..

by avaminit November 5, 2009

slutmonkey

A promiscuous woman.

That slutmonkey might as well be a Benobo chimpanzee the way she circle-fucked those circus clowns.

by J-Daddy September 24, 2006

spammonkey

a monkey made of SPAM. form the latin orgin spammonkeyikias. aka, monkey of SPAM. Best halo name ever!!!!!

did you see that SPAMmonkey streak through tampalantis?????

by Austin T Landberg August 19, 2006