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Splashatory Rape
When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.
The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...
My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011
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splashin' in your avenue
Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.
Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.
Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.
Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
splashin' in your avenue by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011
bullseye splashback
The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
bullseye splashback by Willllll t March 26, 2008
splashback
A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
splashback by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006
splashback baby
when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
splashback baby by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
splashin' punkins
(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.
splashin' punkins by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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