splamp 

its a very pathetic slap that girls give eachother or boys when they are messing around. its very kinky and shouldnt hurt at all and if it does then its a slap not a splamp :D

'oi bitch, come here, give me a splamp'
'hey hey! look at those two girls splamping eachother!'

splamp by megan & gemma April 13, 2008

Slamposium 

When a group of girls (i.e. slam pieces) convene to take pictures of themselves in PhotoBooth or any similar application. They may also gossip or discuss their menstrual cycles. The opposite of a Brovention.

While the great thinkers of ancient Greece held symposiums to discuss philosophical quandaries, Amy held a Slamposium when she got her braces off.

Slamposium by Chiever feat. Five Dolla January 27, 2012

spramp 

verb; to spramp, she spramps, spramping.

The action of liquid being forced onto something/somebody.

As heard on Will & Grace, ep. 1.17.

The ocean waves spramps on the rocks.

I like to spramp some perfume on for the hubby.

I like to spramp a little water on my face every morning.

WRONG USE OF THE WORD:
"I'm spramped if I do, I'm spramped if I don't." Being spramped has nothing to do with being screwed (in the clean sense of the word).

spramp by Unna L. Wildt April 15, 2008

Spampire 

A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.

Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.

Spampire by Whodang October 25, 2012

Shlamped 

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

Slampanion 

A companion that you have an agreement with to slam whenever is convenient.

Kevin: 'Are you guys dating?'
Max: 'Nah man, we're slampanions'

Slampanion by P.N. March 30, 2010

slampede 

A gathering of slamps in one specific location at the same time...A combination of slamp and stampede

All of my homies didn't want to go to the party because they thought it was going to be a sausage fest......turns out it was a slampede!!!

slampede by got2bfuzze February 26, 2011