splaknook Share definition Flag This refers to when you jerk off in your hand and fling your wad onto your sleeping girlfriend's back. Joe: Did you do anything last night? Dave: No, just went home and splaknooked my girlfriend. splaknook by j-dags August 11, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the splaknook mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch