Spizwank is a term which means a fat untalented pile of festering dog poo. Whhyyy esssey. I love a bit of spizwank, it is the wank which happened when u haven't for about 7 months so its proper creamy.
Tommo Looks Like A Pile Of Spizwank! Tommo licks jizz bomb cos he's a fag
by Paul Morrow April 02, 2008