Spinning my wheels 

Like a car stuck in mud, to spin one's wheels is to try to make progress, but get nowhere.

I sat down to write my term paper, but after three hours realized I was just spinning my wheels.

Spinning my wheels by rear wheel drive June 21, 2011

Spinning Wheel of Gay 

When 2 men get butt naked, and one of them sticks their dicks into the others ass, and they cartwheel down a hallway.

Yo are those dudes really doing the "Spinning wheel of gay" in school?!?!?

Spinning Wheel of Gay by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021

spinning wheel of death

Similar to the blue screen of death, this is when you get the spinning color wheel that never stops when a program freezes on a Mac. It's slightly less annoying than the blue screen since you can often kill the program without restarting.

guy1: "Hey I thought Mac's were reliable, what's up with this bullshit spinning wheel of death?"
guy2: "Nah, Steve Jobs is a douche too"

spinning wheel of death by anonymous548664 February 7, 2007

Spinning wheel 

The thing you see when something is loading which no one seems to know the name of.

Student: Teacher! I need help, the spinning wheel won't load!
Teacher: You know that has a name right?
Student: What is it then?
Teacher: uhh-ummh, I don't know.

Spinning wheel by Take a lesson from me November 8, 2021

spinning rainbow wheel 

What happens when your computer is trying to tell you to spend less time looking at cat memes and go outside more.

SPINNING RAINBOW WHEEL OF DEATH!

spinning rainbow wheel by StingyMINE November 2, 2017

Spinning Shit Wheel 360 

Helicopter position, but you take a laxative 1 hour before, so when you aboutta bust you also bust a taco bell combo

Dude 1: Bro what happened, your room smells like shit!
Dude 2: I pulled a spinning shit wheel 360, not to be confused with a 180

Spinning Shit Wheel 360 by boobadee babdaee March 9, 2021

spinning ham wheel 

The spinning ham wheel is a sexual position where the male attaches a circular ham to a drill bit and drills the women's anus while he penetrates her vagina.

"Dude, last night this girl was feeling really kinky so I finally got to do the spinning ham wheel"

spinning ham wheel by The Death Defying Penis Sword January 27, 2018