sianched 

When you get sideswiped and you never saw it coming....

"Oh shit girl, you just got sianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"

"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"

"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"

sianched by Hizzlebadizzle November 3, 2020

spinched 

"Spinched" means to get high.

" You Spinched bro?"

spinched by S Place October 19, 2011

Spinched 

To be "Spinched" means to be high off of smoking weed.

Im so "Spinched" right now man.

Spinched by the one who made it up October 18, 2011

splanched out 

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.

"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.

splanched out by chintzy March 7, 2007

splinched 

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

: "[man, my smiley face got splinched"

splinched by nungababy February 4, 2009

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

Spunched up by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Spinached 

Spin-ached

A play on the words spinach and snatched. Used to describe someone who looks good after they've been on a diet.

"I haven't eaten in 3 days to get into this dress!"

"Girl, you look spinached."

Spinached by Meagan E December 14, 2018