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Ass spider 

A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.

It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.
When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.
Ass spider by LabMom July 30, 2009

ass spider 

a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet
i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake
ass spider by asspro67 October 10, 2005

ass spiders

<i> noun </i> generic term for any type of sexually transmitted parasite.
"i heard you banged rhoda kirkman." "yeah, dude. i got a bad case of ass spiders from her."
ass spiders by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

SpiderAss 

SpiderAss is the funniest person on the forbidden app and you should subscribe to him.
John: Ay have you seen this meme from SpiderAss?
Larry: Shut the fuck up
SpiderAss by SpiderAss November 8, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026