spidermanshark2

The best username ever in the existence of the internet.

Dude, Spidermanshark2 is the best.

spidermanshark2 by Spidermanshark2 October 3, 2017

Spidermansexual 

When you are attracted to Spider-Man because Marvel has ruined your standards and why would you go for anything less

Boy: Hey, Do you wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual

Spidermansexual by Transponster December 25, 2020

spidermansluvrr 

They make Andrew Garfield edits, and make me get on my knees for them.

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spidermansluvrr by Sapopopop February 21, 2022

spidermansexual 

When you are attracted only to Spider-Man because why would your standards be any lower?!

Boy: Hey, wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual

spidermansexual by Transponster December 25, 2020

spidermansluvrr 

Very good editor who can edit Andrew Garfield throwing up and still make me get on my knees for him.

Honey, wake up spidermansluvrr posted.

spidermansluvrr by Sapopopop February 21, 2022

Spiderman Ass

The act of laying on the back on a flat surface preferably the ground so that the anal region is pointing toward the target human. The human in which is committing the act will then roll his or her undergarments cinematically upward slowly to at last reveal their entire anal region to the target in the same fashion spiderman rolls down his mask in the Spiderman kissing scene with MJ. (prefered to be done with spiderman boxers)

I proudly presented my spiderman ass to mary jane as she stared shockingly into my hairy brown eye.

Spiderman Ass by Peter Russo July 3, 2007

spidermanspiderman6969 

A very funny, cool, amazing, best mutual I have! I’ve never dmed them before but they are super cool!

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spidermanspiderman6969 by One of your mutuals June 13, 2021