Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.

As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.

Spidermonkey by Tiger02 February 23, 2009

Cutthroat Spidermonkey 

A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.

Raashmi is a Cutthroat Spidermonkey.

Cutthroat Spidermonkey by ihatechris! October 24, 2011

dirty spiderhole 

The slimy putrid streched asshole of a prostitute.

Upon seeing her dirty spiderhole I asked for my twenty dollars back.

dirty spiderhole by JUberstinkmaster May 13, 2005

Spider Joke 

Spider Joke aka Spider Loc of G-Unit. Spider was given this name by The Game in one of his G-Unit disses 240 Bars
aka Spider Joke. Spider Loc also converterd from a Blood to a 'G-Unit Crip' and has yet to come out with a cd.He is also the reason we press mute when we play Madden.Spiders brother 'Marvel Williams' is also known as a Snitch, along with the other snitch 50 Cent.
GUNOT

spider joke-
hear the break down
spider loc is a joke
nigga sound like chunk off the goonies
ya life is a movie
you aint a factor you a actor fifty gave you a script
went from runnin with the bloods to a g-unit crip
whats a g-unit crip? not a gang in LA
bang on records but nigga won't bang in LA
why the fuck you wake me up ... nigga im tired
you a busta.. so ima light yo ass on Fire
nigga want my spot so he runnin with buck
keep tryna play The Game, and u 'gon get fucked
i heard diss after diss, lil nigga you suck
like yo baby mama, in the third row of my truck
naw-vail ill whoop your ass in your own hood
you so hard why didnt u put out that song about Suge
trapped in the closet, R. Kelly ass nigga
get swiss cheesed up, ol' deli ass nigga
t.boz in belly ass nigga
better ask around, i been the truth since Makaveli passed nigga
and i aint wanna have to do this shit
id rather be at home listeing to the Cam'ron diss
Dr. Dre said it best 'a bitch is a bitch'
you a myspace gangsta nigga suck my dick

Spider Joke by whrrthecashat May 30, 2006

SpiderMonkey

Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.

WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.

SpiderMonkey by MGranks01 January 20, 2009

spiderhole action 

Sex you have with a disgusting, spider web filled, orphice of a woman's body.

Dude, please tell me you haven't had any spiderhole action lately.

spiderhole action by Rabid Steve October 20, 2013

sidejoke 

When telling a story that is funny, like a side note, you jump to another joke, either germane or not to the story. Can be narrated, an inside joke, or the way people who ADHD talk when explaining themselves or situations.

Similar to the joke telling that Ron Howard would use in Arrested Development.

I was telling Bob a story and then I told a sidejoke about the night and got a bonus laugh.

I am tried of always getting distracted with all the sidejokes when telling someone about last night.

sidejoke by Ronin-Cory July 16, 2014