spider nipples 

Nipples that are so hairy, they look like spiders on ones chest.

also know as "Spider Nips"

Hey, quit lookin' at my spider nipples!

Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.

Look at the spider nips on that one.

spider nipples by spidernips June 18, 2014

nipple spiders 

The unappealing collection of ugly hair strands which shroud the obsolete male nipple

She slid her hand across his manly chest and recoiled in horror as she was confronted by his unsightly nipple spiders

nipple spiders by Michael & Roberta May 16, 2006