Ex: Heather:"Hey Shaun, I just came back from fecal smearing and the gnarly curry last night has left me with a devastating case of spicey pudding". Shaun:"You must have some skid marks in your trousers that have been irritating the hairs on your buttocks". Heather:" Thanks for caring about the luscious hairs that gingerly sprout from yonder buttocks". Shaun:"No problem babe".