sphighten 

This is the reflex that naturally occurs in your sphincter muscle when you get unwillingly poked or proded in that area, the more surprised you are the stronger contraction.

When you joking poked me in the ass with that stick it made me have a sphighten.

sphighten by J Double Dubs November 28, 2007

Speighting

Hanging around for a while in a train station.

I was Speighting for half an hour the other day!

Speighting by ChicoSush April 14, 2008

Shightning 

A storm much like a thunderstorm, except where the normal lightning and strong winds are; there is instead shit, lighting, and strong winds. Victims of the Shightning and normally not harmed, however are left with permanent scarring of the face, and/or body normally looking much like brown dots clustered together making the person extremely ugly to the eyes.

what was that.
i dont know?
it looked like lightning, but smelled like shit?
ew! Look at ryan mcdonald, hes all brown, he must have been hit by Shightning!

Shightning by chaseTHEg July 9, 2009

shighters 

when you've been very drunk (bladdered)
or when you have drunk too much

oh my god i drank loads last night, i was shighters.

shighters by ilex April 15, 2008

Sleighten 

A girl with the most out going and amazing personality! Loves to sing and dance! Loves her Keke like no other! Always loving, charming and kind and ALWAYS wakes up moody from a nap! Misses her daddy Jake who is a Marine in Afghanistan!

Sleighten loves to sing and dance

Sleighten by G-ma Keke November 24, 2010

Strightening

when it comes to fighting with inanimate objects I came up with a new word because it's not an actual fight it's more of a struggle. A combination of the word struggle and fight.

"I spent 20 minutes Strightening with the vacuum cleaner before realizing there was a sock stuck in the hose"

Strightening by Bgodzyk January 10, 2026