Sperm Cramp

A “Sperm Cramp” is a phenomenon that occurs every month for males, in which there is immense pain in the ballsack for extended periods of time.

“Women will just never understand the pain men go through with sperm cramps.”

by Ninji (the real one) April 25, 2023

Sperm Cramp

Effectively a blockage that happens inside the testis, causes a varying degree of pain depending on the severity of the cramp and the individual. Not all males have sperm cramps, it must be stated that some men also do not know what it feels like going under a sperm cramp.

When I started to hit puberty I remember waking up painfully due to a harsh pain in my groin acting up, I learned it was a sperm cramp.

by Rangoisthebestmovie September 10, 2023

Sperm Cramp

Crampage of which sperm is blocked from the penis, causing stinging and harsh brutal pain, but pleasure at the same time.

Hey David, my sperm cramps were very painful last night, how were yours?

by Bodacious Blueberry January 29, 2023

sperm cramps

When a males genitalia overloads up with an immense amount of sperm; causing mild to moderate discomfort and damage to the ballsack.

I keep getting sperm cramps and it hurts very badly.

by Charles Borky November 22, 2022