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Sparbler 

A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
Frank Carson stood up in his boxer shorts and his sparbler fell out on the floor......
Sparbler by JD Hammond August 24, 2010
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Sperkled 

Today I was so sperkled...
Sperkled by Amo_G April 25, 2006
Verb. To bite incompletely through your food causing a piece of that food to drop onto your chin while the remainder of the food is still in the mouth.
While eating a burger the other day I slerbled the pickel and burned my chin.
slerble by Kevin Freels (D) January 19, 2008

Spurbles 

Men who are trying to save balding hair.
Daughter: Ma, look at Homer Simpson's SPURBLES!! Mom: He should shave his head, because two strands and zigzags is not cute lol
Spurbles by ladiifr3sh January 13, 2011
disgusting mongrol who enjoys peeing on mexicans outside of his window, he does not comb his hair, even if it is short or long, and uses the expression, PEOPLE a lot.
"HEY PEOPLE!"

"what a sperber..."
sperber by Steven Goplowski August 6, 2007

superbleeder 

someone who wears a superman shirt, but bleeds from the chestplate when you shoot him.
Don't wear that shirt, wear a shirt that says i bleed from the chestplate if you shoot me, and i wont shoot you, superbleeder.
superbleeder by kodi_bear October 21, 2005