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Someone who is a geek or nerd.
For God's sake, will you stop going on about FoxPro, Ben! You're such a speff!
speff by thewomanonthetrain June 21, 2007
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A useless person, probably with genetic defects of an undisclosed type.
That Chris Beckett is a right speff.
Speff by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003
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An undesirable characteristic, describing someone who is lazy or weak willed, term originated in the North of England
Are ye a spiffa?
Spiffa by Suuluu Candles September 30, 2015

daff spaff 

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern
damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff
daff spaff by _wha_ March 22, 2021
is a Flatbush, Brooklyn drill rapper. Sheff's real name is Michael Williams. He is half Haitian and Trinidadian. His main influences in his style of drill comes from Chiraq, as he grew up on Chief Keef, G Herbo and Lil Bibby. Sheff G is typical NYC Carribean guy, grew up with strict parents, yet always found ways to trouble. (Which is 1000% true, just go to where there's a lot of Haitians, Guyanese, Trini and Jamaicans, in particular the rastas; they're always giving the boys work.) He began rapping sometime in late 2016- early 2017, with one of his 1st releases 4 Them Racks dropping in April 2017. The song featured Sleepy Hallow, an artist Sheff G fans would become all too familiar with. In late 2018, Sheff and Sleepy dropped Flows easily one of their most successful songs to date. It wouldn't be until 2019 when Sheff established himself as a truly rising star, dropping tracks like Automatic and Tonight as singles, before dropping The Unluccy Luccy Kid in September. The album featured 14 songs, including Breesh, 8th Block, Feel Ah Way, the very popular We Getting Money and Designer. As of early 2020, Sheff has many unreleased track that have been leaked, but arent finished(as are most of his songs before they eventually drop, go check out 'Sheff G unreleased' on Youtube and SoundCloud, he got some fuego in the works.)
Yo bruh, you heard that new heat by Sheff G? That shit is the gas right now!

Sheff G and Sleepy Hallow finna take over the rap game in 2020, them boys already got Brooklyn and Queens lit.

My guy Sheff G can really spit. That whole 1st verse on Flows was dope bruh!
Sheff G by 1mp3r\/10u$_0n3 February 26, 2020

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum
I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum
Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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