Speediating 

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).

Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.

Speediating by WaywardSun September 8, 2011

texas speed dating 

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.

"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"

texas speed dating by Ingewood August 19, 2016

nigerian speed dating 

The action of fucking in the first 3 minutes of meeting each other

I'm about to go Nigerian speed dating with Jessica later

nigerian speed dating by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

Speed dating 

Dating on and off, but with different people.

Sarah: Did you know that Cameron dated 4 girls this week? Claire: Well he's obviously speed dating.

Speed dating by Kool Smartie March 15, 2015

Speedboating 

Chugging huge amounts of cock.

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.

Speedboating by Flava Jay December 9, 2008

Speed dating 

New Scott the woz episode

did you see scott the woz's new video about Speed dating

Speed dating by scottthewoznewepisodespeeddati December 20, 2020

Speedskating 

The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.

Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."

Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"

Speedskating by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004