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Shanghai Speedway 

The act of inserting PVC pipe into a butt and rapidly firing hot wheels cars down the pipe into the gaping butt hole
Amy was giving me trouble so i Shanghai Speedwayed her ass and she lightened up real quick

chocolate speedway racer

a male person who likes to bum another male person vigorously, chocolate (arse hole) speedway racer (fast).
so infact chocolate speedway racer means a males who bums another male very fast !!!
'hes a chocolate speedway racer'.
'fucking hell im surprised the other guy aint split yet or got a friction burn on his ring lol'

sayre speedway 

the 1/4 mile asphalt track located in rural sayre alabama where you go to watch a fight and a race breaks out. also known as the south's action track
"man, my car got fucked up at sayre speedway last night"
sayre speedway by buzzracer32 January 22, 2009

Speedway High Tea 

A Dagwood dog and hot chips, enjoyed by motoring enthusiasts at a dirty speedway track and usually washed down with a coke. Seen as the height of culinary delight for a dim witted go fast fan.
Hey darl, grab us a speedway high tea I’m fucking starving oh and don’t forget the tommy sauce.

Martinsville Speedway 

The oldest track on the NASCARSprint Cup Calender. It is also where Brian Vickers got Vickerism.
I love the racing at Martinsville Speedway.

chocolate speedway 

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove
"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"
chocolate speedway by Mark November 23, 2003