Spedtard 

When someone who is so mentally retarded they aren't allowed near the normal kids.
They can be seen running straight into doors and sexually harassing the class pet.

They will bite and scream so proceed with caution.

Billy is a Spedtard, I saw him jizz in the teacher's coffee and laughed when she drank it.

Spedtard by Spongey_lad October 13, 2019

Harry Seaward 

Harry Seaward is a play on the expletive Cunt. It is often referred to as the C word when being recalled by someone who does not want to say the actual expletive much like a child would refer to the expletive shit as the S word.

The term Harry Seaward (pronounced Hairy "C"Word)gained popularity from the well know comedian/actor Adam Carolla(adamcarolla.com) who came up with the name on his radio show while talking about other known names like Ben Dover(Bend Over), Hugh Jazz(Huge Ass), and Phil McRack(Fill My Crack). Adam was talking about how funny it would be to have a store clerk page Harry Seaward over a store intercom for all to hear.

The name took hold and became a true legend when a fan of Adam Carolla's called into the radio show to play a recording he made. The recording was of a very professional sounding female clerk asking Harry Seaward to please call customer service.

My ex-girlfriend had such a Harry Seaward.

Don't be such a Harry Seaward.

Will Harry Seaward please call customer service...

Harry Seaward by Grady Enword May 30, 2010

Spedtard 

retarted; another name for specail education and retard put together...spedtard

You Spedtared! You didn't do anything right on this paper! GOSH!!!!!!

Spedtard by Sarah March 6, 2004

seaward 

A way of expressing cunt in text form without actually writing cunt. When read aloud, seaward becomes "c-word", the popular euphamism for cunt. An excellent way of calling someone a cunt, and making fun of them behind their back right to their face.

I can't stand hanging out with her anymore. She's such a seaward.

seaward by madjackal October 15, 2005

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan 

The one and only God of existence. If you even look at this living legend, you will have the most intense and pleasurable orgasm of your entire fucking life. He has the largest, veiny, bulging penis in all of eternity. Now, come little one, it is time for your Cock and Ball Torture.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan will make you jizz all over your parents.

Fergus Walter Seaward Flanagan by tomatomatt March 10, 2019

spedtard 

person who is a special educated retard

spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club

spedtard by flikz December 1, 2020

Spedward 

A name for a Sped or Stupid person. Also anyone with the name of David Toala Flores.

Be quiet, Spedward.

Spedward by Melman The Giraffe June 11, 2018