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A way of expressing cunt in text form without actually writing cunt. When read aloud, seaward becomes "c-word", the popular euphamism for cunt. An excellent way of calling someone a cunt, and making fun of them behind their back right to their face.
I can't stand hanging out with her anymore. She's such a seaward.
by madjackal October 15, 2005
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