speda 

(Special Education) Feminine version of a student employed in a school designated for "special" people.
Used primarily to decribe a klutsy or re-tarded person. The "a" is added to indicate the feminine form of the word "sped"

Wendy Esther, you speda.

Watch out for those spedas.

Did you just see Jack pull a speda and ram into that pole?

speda by Naski June 28, 2009

siedah 

An amazing girl who blows you away every time you look at her. A Siedah has gorgeous eyes that you can stare into for days and a body that'll kill every guy she walks by. A Siedah loves to have fun and is very relaxed in relationships and try to at least give everybody a chance, or make it seem like theres a chance. Though a Siedah can start out on the shy side, once she opens up to you she'll never shut up, which is a blessing and a curse. Usually very relaxed and easygoing, Siedah's know how to have fun though sometimes they can take it too far. A majority of Siedah's can't stand shopping or any type of retail therapy and prefer to eat. Siedah's are incredibly chill, sometime to the point where they look bored.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, that girl is a Siedah
Guy 2: Damn, she's cute

siedah by The main man in charge September 6, 2013

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

She can speak french

Is a polite way of saying she gives a good blowjob

"She can speak French, I think she fluent"

Mean she gives amazing blowjobs she must be fluent at it lol that song isn't as innocent as you thought but just remember good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught

She can speak french by Invisible hood July 23, 2016

I want to speak to the manager 

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

I want to speak to the manager by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019

dolan speak

Dolan Speak is the broken English used by Dolan and his friends in Dolan comics. It is slightly better than the English of the average Facebook user.

Random dude: hey u faget wat u doin?
Other random dude: What? What the hell are you saying?
Random dude: i iz talkin in dolan speak. fak u negur

dolan speak by General of Brolan Army November 9, 2012

can you speak more slush? 

slush is the word kim taeyung used on burn the stage

Taehyung: can you speak more slush?
Jungkook: slush?
Taehyung: slowly
Taehyung: slush *laughs*

can you speak more slush? by Bts?? May 17, 2018